Meet "Donald" – Teddy Bear Chicken 1.0
Fully edible from tip to toe.
Made from one whole chicken, using every muscle, the complete rib set, two humeri, and two tibiotarsi. Reconstructed and sewn with edible sutures made by hand cutting sheep intestines into 0.2-0.5mm width strands. Eyes and nose are allspice.
Roasted whole and served along green beans and broccoli tossed in a punchy lime vinaigrette.
Simple clean and light.
by steverogerski
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Just when you think you seen it all
I love you
Sure it’s stupid, but I love it.
Free will can be terrifying at times
This cracked me the hell up
Can you…unmake it? Or is it like a Chucky doll type of thing where it’s going to haunt me forever?
Found the next Ted Bundy, yall
Serial killer behavior
I can imagine the parent who made this for their kids thinking it would be cute anguishing over the kids refusal to eat it because it’s “too cute” and screaming when it’s cut into
Perfect use of free will
Chicken bearst
This is the opposite of those amateur animal buns, it actually got cuter after cooking! Raw it looks like a nightmare
With all due respect, what is wrong with you?
Thank you for the pic of the forceps and sewing thread. Perfect serial killer vibe.
Not stupid-very creative!
What an interesting use of free will
Sometimes I am involuntarily reminded that meat is an animal’s corpse. Now is one of those times.
When the teddy bear *is* the picnic
This will be an all-time post on this sub. Horrendous work. Well done.